Hiking Diamond Head 

Slang for having an extramarital affair in Hawai`i. See Hiking in Appalachia - referring to Governor Mark Sanford of North Carolina's extramarital affair.

(Pidgin) Sistah's gone hiking Diamond Head again before hubby is pau hana.

(American English) She's hiking Diamond Head again while her husband is at work.

Hiking Diamond Head by Sistah Jenny July 4, 2009

Put your head in the salad 

-verb

1. Another way of saying "Cool off" or "Calm down".

2. The violent act of thrusting one's forehead into the salad infront of them in an attempt to calm themselves.

Jemaine! She's outta your league! Put your head in the salad!

Put your head in the salad by The Zissou Society October 12, 2009

Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on

Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.

Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?

Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.

Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on by alienfrompluto September 24, 2012

Ass over head

Being dumb, stupid, confused, perplexed,

"What happened to you in class yesterday?"
"I went ass over head, man!"

Ass over head by Laladeedoo February 14, 2015

Mrs long ass head

A very alien looking being with an insanely long head. They like to commit incest, especially with their brothers, but sometimes their dads too.

“Oh look! It’s mrs long ass head off to fuck her brother again!”

Mrs long ass head by Ima Fucking noncé March 31, 2019

Knuckle Fucking Chuckle Head

noun: knuckle-head

a stupid person.

adjective: fucking

used to emphasize or express annoyance with someone or something.

noun: chuckle-head

a stupid person

Going opposing traffic with lights and sirens whilst the oncoming traffic does not pull to the right and stops directly in front of you with a deer and a head lights look.

"Man that guys a KNUCKLE FUCKING CHUCKLE HEAD"

Knuckle Fucking Chuckle Head by doitonlan_ February 21, 2021

slap head 

a bauld person. An insult. Some bauld person that looks like a cock. comes from latin word 'slapertheheadeth'. appears in the kfc advert, 'dont worry mama it must be terrible being married to a slaphead'

'dont worry mama it must be terrible being married to a slaphead'

slap head by tv January 8, 2005