Sour Patch Kids

When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.

I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.

My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids

by Dat1boii June 19, 2020

Band kid

group of people who are in band, walk with their arms making a upside-down L, think “smol bean” and a large amount of cussing in one sentence is funny

John: “Hey, Look at these band kids”
Band kids: “Falls from 5 feet and FUCKING dies on the FUCKING ground from a STUPID-ASS child molester”
John: Kill yourself
Band kid: “no u :3”

by kurxzo February 4, 2024

The kid named V

Obviously a tattle tale, flops like a fish, small balls

Gets wacked in the head and holds his balls, that's the kid named V

by Twistyhandles May 27, 2015

Fortnite Kid

An individual who is severely autistic and plays fortnite 24-7. Whenever this fucking cunts go in public they start doing emotes such as the Orange Justice and THE GRIDDY. They always shout into their $0.00003 crusty ass microphones and swear every second they get. You can hear their poor mummies shouting at them to eat dinner and they come back in less than 2 seconds to play fortnite. These rats always have a forntite accent, and always say "dogwater" and "yeayeayeayea", "I slept with your mum". THEY HAVE THE CRINGIEST USERNAMES like 69, noobplayer.

E.g: 5 year-old little Timmy is stuck in creative mode, shouting at everyone who 200-pumps him and has a real life. Timmy is a fortnite kid.

by Rico Lin March 7, 2024

Kid Dork

Short for Kidrick Dork, Kid Rock’s christian name

Priest - "I hereby christen you Kid Dork"

by Turd Ferguson the second March 22, 2022

KID

A form of expressing extreme laughter if "LMAO" or "LOL" is not enough for you. The more "Ds" the "KID" has, the funnier the joke was. If one says "kid" (no caps) then your joke was not funny in the slightest, or the other fellow is concerned or confused.

insert mildly funny sentence here
"KID"
insert VERY funny sentence here
"KIDDDDDD"

by Jolly ol' chap December 28, 2021

Central Kids

Bunch of weak kids that think they hard but in reality they a bunch of cup cakes and carry around STD`s.

North dudes are about to put a whoopin on Central Kids

by Central Kids September 9, 2019