ingrown penis 

noun: term used to describe the male genetalia (uncircumsised); appears to be a flap of dead skin witha toenail hanging off the end.

Neal Baker has three

ingrown penis by kelsey hamilton August 22, 2003

small penis syndrome

Term used for people of an envied lifestyle who do not seem to desrve it. Used by jealous little fags with penis size similar to or less than average. This term is always used by the poor, the scrawney, the obese, the ugly, the stupid, the ignorant. Never used by people who respect that the size of theirs is nothing short of monstous- people like that don't need to assume everyone cool is making up for it.

GUY1: That dude has a ferrari.
GUY2: He has small penis syndrome.

small penis syndrome by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Facebook Penis 

Also known as the gay avenger. Someone who uses their facebook page to stroke their own ego. Also someone who uses their status to make fun of their "friends" links or status's in order to disparage their friends and make themselves feel superior.

Rey Howard is a Facebook Penis

Facebook Penis by crazy delusional one October 7, 2009

PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome) 

Male version of (PMS). Very common in men who act like little bitches. Symptoms include excessive nagging (any nagging at all for a man is excessive), inability to take a joke, and hopelessness in regards to having any sense of manhood.

Person 1: He literally sat there and bitched for 30 minutes about how he hates his relationship and wants out.

Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?

Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)

PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome) by Sir Julio November 14, 2010

The Penis Game 

A game where someone starts by shouting "Penis!" and waits for someone to answer his call with "Penis!". This is passed back and forth between any number of players. The last person to say "Penis!" wins.

Mostly played by varsity students.

Standing in front of a class, waiting for it to start, the Penis Game will make time fly!

The Penis Game by Wombat King September 21, 2005

Knobbly Penis

1. The first side effect of Genital Herpes

2. Small spots caused by the build up of smegma under the forskin and around the bell

3. Someone unlike and disrespected for some reason or another!

1. Oh dear, sleeping with sally has given me a knobbly penis

2. i had better take a really good shower, hopefully i can wash away my knobbly penis

3. That guys a knobbly penis, he touched my ass!

Knobbly Penis by Johno January 15, 2004

Chewing penis 

Having a bad day

"My day was going fine until my boss Aaron fliped out, after that I was chewing penis all afternoon" He is such a jerk!

Chewing penis by Michael Costello January 13, 2009