monkey hustling

What junkies do in Mount Vernon NY.They put a few pennies in a cup,come up to you,rattle the cup and say "Help a brother out". They get enough change from
several people and go buy a bag a dope.

One narc said to he other narc"Yeah the monkey hustling are out on forth avenue is fierce today"

monkey hustling by Joedecop September 20, 2014

Monkey in the Spittle 

When a person is on their knees, jerking off two dudes, and they get themselves covered in their spit-lube.

"Boy, my knees hurt from playing Monkey in the Spittle last night."

Monkey in the Spittle by Thundercock Soulpuncher November 23, 2014

monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED

if you're going to build a monkey bomb, make sure you have the proper know how, otherwise we are not responsible for you injuring yourself.

monkey bomb by Uncle Dimma January 5, 2015

monkey bridge 

A situation in which a monkey is used as a 'bridge' in-between sexual partners as a means of contraception.

Henry and Mary did a monkey bridge last night, they are quite adventurous.

monkey bridge by the wwissardd January 23, 2015

monkey back 

When you injure your lower back in such a way, that it forces you to lean over like a monkey.

P1: I was sitting in the floor for a few hours, and now I have monkey back.
P2: Ha! You're getting old.

monkey back by 反町 February 3, 2015

monkey paw 

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

I totally had to monkey paw the big phone

monkey paw by Royroy February 17, 2015

Monkey-dump 

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.

That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.

Monkey-dump by jbleezy April 12, 2015