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Blueball Queen 

A somewhat pleasant woman with a weak pussy. Pretty much, a Blueball Queen is one of two things

1) A woman who engages in sexual activity with a man but doesn't make or let him finish. This can be either because the girl has lame pussy and litterally can't make the guy finish or she's just an evil, vicious cock teasing whore who has a vendetta against all men and wishes to berate, bash, belittle and disresect all men she comes accross. ( Maybe even a combination of the two)

2) A woman who does not honor and respect a man who she has already had sex with, thus neglecting said man and denying his attemps to have sex with her again. She might even shame and/or embarrass said man by making sure he and everyone else notices that she is having sex and/ or showing interest in another man, thus inflicting the Blue Balls on the man that way.

Basically, a Blueball Queen is a basic, low down, shamefull, tactless/wreckless sinfull demon slut fuckgirl who's kind needs to be eradicated from this Earth. (Evil bitches who are going to hell)
1) This girl I met is such a BlueBall Queen, I went up in her and she came 3 times so quickly and couldn't take my piece anymore so she made me stop and my balls ached afterwards. How selfish of her

2)This girl I met was a total hater her coochie was great. She could really handle it but as soon as I was about to nut she ended the sexual session for some odd reason. What a Blueball Queen!

3) I had a great time with this girl one night. The sex was spectacular and she finished the job like a good girl. I've been trying to contact her again to have another good time but she keeps ignoring me. Now that's some real Blueball Queen shit!

4) This girl I knew and used to have sex with somehow came back around into my life and had the nerve to start smashing the homies right in front of me, as if I'm too oblivious or ignorant to know what she's doing. True life Blueball Queen bitch!
Blueball Queen by Chief Lotsadough February 24, 2018
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Blueberry muffinned 

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.
I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((
Counterfeit oxycodone/Percocet 30mg tablet. These pills are a fentanyl based opioid 80 to 100 times more powerful than morphine. Stamped with an M on one side and a 30 on the other side.
Hey I need a 50 pack of some blues I just got my stimulus check.
Blues by Big O 213 August 26, 2021

unrequited bluetooth conversation 

When you think someone is talking to you, but they're really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear
"Hey Jenny guess what?"
"I had unrequited bluetooth conversation yesterday!"
"No way man."
"No like way, dude."

Facebook Blueballed 

When someone signs onto their facebook after at least a day, only to find out they don't have any notifications.
Alex: Hey did I post that funny video I found to your wall?
Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.
Facebook Blueballed by Chigoose22 August 19, 2010

Molly Blues 

The time period after the effects of Molly (MDMA) wear off and you feel more withdrawn and somewhat depressed. Usually occurs after large amounts of Molly are taken with equally large amounts of alcohol.
(Guy 1) Hey man, what's with you today
(Guy 2) I got super fucked up on Molly this weekend and I've got those Molly blues
(Guy 1) Shit dude that sucks...was it worth it though
(Guy 2) Fuck yes!!!
Molly Blues by SuperMariooo November 4, 2013

Alien Blues

Martha: That Sarah girl is so weird. what is she listening to?

Karen: shes listening to Alien Blues
Alien Blues by Your bestie <3 December 9, 2021