Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023

Do my makeup Stephen

When Marleigh is going blind Stephen does her makeup, mostly on her titties.

“Do my makeup Stephen”
- “take off your shirt Marleigh”

by Murph_46 September 14, 2018

Wanna do some dragons?

Easily the best way to lose money in the popular Minecraft minigame Skyblock on the biggest server 'Hypixel'.

Hey, wanna do some dragons?
Nah, I'm brokey.

by Brofel December 17, 2020

Do The Two

The act of taking a dump.

Johnny:Yo! I’m going to go Do The Two, BRB!
Ren: Ew! No need to be so graphic!

by theboatofra December 8, 2020

Do it node?

"Do it node" is a slang term used to encourage someone to take action and complete a task or assignment. The term "node" is a reference to a point in a network where data is transmitted, suggesting the need to complete a task in order to keep things moving smoothly. The phrase is often used in a playful or sarcastic manner to motivate someone who may be procrastinating or hesitant to take action.

Person 1: "I'm not sure if I should apply for that job. I don't think I'm qualified enough."

Person 2: "Come on, do it node? You never know what might happen. It's better to try than to never know."

by Do it node? Questioner 75 April 14, 2023

dos

a curse word used when you don't actually want to curse
a useful tool for pissing off teachers because they can't say shit
originated in southwestern ohio

alternately means "two" in spanish

teacher: pop quiz
kid: awww dude what the dos!!!!!!
teacher: ... ok

by milk steak >:) February 25, 2020

What time do gay people go to sleep?

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig

What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg

by Hottie Amelia June 1, 2022