bertholy

a sexy haitian black guy

bertholy aka bert is so fine

by vellybelly808 May 15, 2024

bertholy

a sexy haitian male who also goes by “bert”

Bertholy is so cute and sexy

by vellybelly808 May 15, 2024

Berly

Someone who’s vagina looks like two humongous night crawlers fighting over the dirt hole.

Chastity: Omg Kim stop sending me snaps of your nasty Berly.
Kim: Well I can’t catch any guys with it but it sure smells like I’ve caught some carp with those worms.

by OompaLoompaHater May 18, 2024

berly

A short fat woman with larms (leg arms) that resembles an Oompa Loompa.

Chastity: Kim you need to but some pants on those larms cuz you berly.
Kim: You right, I am berly, now go iron your hotdog sucker it looks like a leather cheerio.

by OompaLoompaHater May 18, 2024

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

berker

Intention typo of the word berserk from Top selling manga BERSERK, the GOAT of all seinen. The black swordsman, 100 man killer, origin of rape face.

He's just like Nuts from berker!!

It's berkin' time.

You won't like me when I'm berked.

Me when I'm in an unfunny competition and my opponent is from r/berserkcirclejerk (⊙x⊙;)

by \(@^0^@)/ May 28, 2024