An individual complicating matters just to jack off that they know terminology/ books/academic papers.
Academic wanker: "I am looking to affect my footprint negatively from this application."
Non-wanker: "you're going to use the app less?"
Non-wanker: "you're going to use the app less?"
by Yippewhooptywoo November 30, 2022
British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"
British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
It's a pun derived from White Walker (the game of thrones); Used towards white people, not necessarily derogatory
He's such a white wanker
by Cokeface March 14, 2021
An individual whose grandma like stamina projects (albeit unintentionally) a distracted and disinterested air that is interpreted by many as aloofness or conceited disapproval. This is a misconception however, as in contrast to your conventional wanker's feigned apathy a true dweeb-wanker will be genuinely fatigued from a hard days wholesome activities such as weaving or picking out a new pair of 'jim-jams' to match their favourite fluffy sheets.
It was only as Lindsey arrived at a gig at what others saw as 'fashionably late' because he had to finish sewing on his latest scout merit badges that he considered maybe he really was a dweeb-wanker.
by ninjabuster June 04, 2011
by #gotsnolife April 25, 2017
by TheManagement October 18, 2020