Owns a Noble Car. Lives sleeps and breathes Noble. Works away but moved the girlfriend in just to keep an eye on his baby. Removes the steering wheel so nobody can drive it not even himself. Visits the garage daily to smile at his Noble and give it a little polish.
Move in with me babe! You can look after my car when I'm away! Make sure she's safe and sound. I love you but I love the car more or you wouldn't be here...Car sitter! I'm a Noble Wanker!
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