An individual whose grandma like stamina projects (albeit unintentionally) a distracted and disinterested air that is interpreted by many as aloofness or conceited disapproval. This is a misconception however, as in contrast to your conventional wanker's feigned apathy a true dweeb-wanker will be genuinely fatigued from a hard days wholesome activities such as weaving or picking out a new pair of 'jim-jams' to match their favourite fluffy sheets.
It was only as Lindsey arrived at a gig at what others saw as 'fashionably late' because he had to finish sewing on his latest scout merit badges that he considered maybe he really was a dweeb-wanker.
by ninjabuster November 19, 2011
Get the dweeb-wankermug. by Rokena February 20, 2020
Get the Glove Wankermug. Entitled or narcissistic individuals who film bizarre and deperate acts in the hope for validation from strangers on social media. This normally comes at the expense of invading the privacy and personal space of innocent people.
by Joe Smiff October 11, 2023
Get the Cringe wankermug. noun
Abbreviation of "Wanker trackies" - Comfortable slacks worn to facilitate easy access whilst masturbating. Chiefly male in origin.
Abbreviation of "Wanker trackies" - Comfortable slacks worn to facilitate easy access whilst masturbating. Chiefly male in origin.
by MaceKurgan September 28, 2011
Get the Wanker-Tsmug. 
Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.
Can also be used on the vertically challenged.
Can also be used on the vertically challenged.
by Mr John Longcock September 17, 2022
Get the wee wankermug. by Dopedealer69 December 27, 2018
Get the Faggot Wankermug.