habitual wanker

A man or women addicted to master-baiting
Making it a habit

Terry Crews: I watch porn a lot
Jimmy Kimmel: Do you master-bait?
Terry Crews: Man, really?
Jimmy Kimmel: yes, yes really
Terry Crews: Im a Habitual Wanker

Jimmy Kimmel: 0-0
Terry Crews: 0-0

by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021

stanky wanker

When your British relative grows a tail and enjoys not flushing the damn commode.

My chap went to download the brown load and left me a stanky wanker on purpose!!

by anonymous May 27, 2023

Wanker-Ts

noun
Abbreviation of "Wanker trackies" - Comfortable slacks worn to facilitate easy access whilst masturbating. Chiefly male in origin.

I'm going home to get my wanker-ts on and pull the head off it.

by MaceKurgan September 28, 2011

Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.

Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.

by lady killaz January 20, 2016

wee wanker

Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.

Can also be used on the vertically challenged.

Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...

by Mr John Longcock September 17, 2022

gay wanker

A very gay person

Kokichi is such a gay wanker

by Gay Wanker September 26, 2023

Sunshine wankers

Noun:- (plural)

1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.

"It's quite a nice day today, do you think there will be any 'sunshine wankers' around?

by sophisticated_unicornsie May 27, 2013