Brandchester United

Name of slack-jawed, knuckle-scraping pub team from Manchester, England.

Famously supported by no-one in the Manchester area. Infamously managed by sour-faced, Scottish alcoholic.

See also Manchester United

I never thought Brandchester United would lose Ronaldo to Real.

I'm glad Brandchester United didn't moan on and on and on like they usually do.

by Raymond Delauney June 21, 2008

Unitarianism

Unitarianism believes in The oneness of God (Non-Trinitarianism), That Jesus was the Messiah but not God, That Faith and Science can coexist and that no religion is 100% right.

Unitarianism and Unitarian Universalism are not the same thing. Unitarianism is a Christian Sect while UU is some religion that believes in nothing.

by ChrisTheGeek April 26, 2010

Unitit

a terrible situation in which a shirt or bra causes the entire breast area to become one large breasty mass, with no clear cut defintion.

"Oh man, when I wear this sportsbra under this top, it totally gives me unitit!"

by mMalice September 28, 2005

United States of America

Founded by some good principles in 1776 and gained independence from Great Britain. Currently is full of scumbags, white supremacists, black supremacists, and snowflake liberals who think they are entitled to everything and/or are offended by everything, completely forgetting the toils the soldiers defending freedom go through.

Yo dood, the United States of America is totally messed up right now, good thing our daddy Donald Trump is alright man.

by Mr. Noobster November 6, 2017

bang unit

Just like a police gang unit but mmm not really the same goal in mind they patrol the streets in a pack looking to get laid.

Man me and my bang unit went out saturday nite and really cleaned up the streets and put the girls in the sheets.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Giving Birth to a General in the Burns Unit

To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.

Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.

by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009

unitard

Someone a little bit special...needs, but with a horn.

Ralph: "Look at me, I'm a unitard"

by Greeneyedjunkie February 19, 2007