tub-e-atosis

a common post-condition that occurs when you consume friendly libations and proceed to go into a hot tub for an extended period of time and then exit to find unique symptoms included but not limited to: parched mouth, delirium, paralytic mobility, light headedness, dyschronometria and overall sense of drowsiness

"Hey Dan and Rob, I noticed you were drinking earlier.. don't stay in the hot tub too much longer, you may get a tub-e-atosis"

"We invited Steve to Christmas dinner but we soon realized that he was displaying symptoms of tub-e-atosis"

"What was he doing??"
"He was totally paralytic"

by Flighty January 31, 2019

Grout the tub

When one man places his penis in another mans ass crack

Let’s grout the tub tonight after the kids are asleep.

by killercrock6969 June 4, 2018

alaskan tub birth

give birth in a tub of your partners shit

wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!

by ponyjar November 25, 2022

Piss baby tub

Some little hoe who sits in a tub filled with piss or can just be an insult.

Yo that mf is a fuckin Piss baby tub

by 56Explosivediareahabrats October 4, 2022

thot tub

A body of water, most commonly a hot tub, jacuzzi or bathtub, that contains at least one or more super attractive persons

Hey, wanna go check out the hot tub? With someone hot like you in it, that'd make it a thot tub.

by The3dge7 October 13, 2022

Shit in'a tub

Shit in'a tub "Basically Mexican fries shoe horned into a burger box..must be ordered in a Texan cowboy accent in all countries. It's fries ,chilli mince beef, taco sauce and grated cheese, tastes ten times better when your wasted.

Shit in'a tub :Upon entering your local chipper or diner..whateves, just shout from the door dismissing the line of customers waiting on their order ,and at the top of your voice shout..YEE HAW! SHIT I'NA TUB!!! BRUV...al the pal

by Al the pal. October 19, 2022

Tub

A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.

Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.

by gefilte gin May 23, 2022