Preemptive trolling

The act of writing social media posts to create a screen around the person/thing you are supporting. The post will assert that anyone complaining or questioning your issue is a cooker, idiot, racist, bigot, L/RWNJ, political shill or similar. This is particularly the case when discussing matters of opinion, as opposed to matters of fact.
Examples would be “Those who vote against the upcoming …… are ……. “, or “If you think……., you ARE the problem”.

“That’s some nice preemptive trolling there, not too keen to defend your point then?” “His posts on twitter are just bulls$#t, nothing but preemptive trolling to shut down discussion”

by Piiilot July 18, 2023

The Trolling Stones

A rock band from Norway, started the Norwegian Invasion

The Trolling Stones

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 15, 2023

kent tillinghast

The hottest man in the world! With the Biggest, Thickest cock waiting for you to eat up for extra help points! His tip is for EVERYONE including Joy , Kyle , And of course Jacqueline!!! He fills you Up SO SO MUCH that by the time it’s over you will be saying “I have nothing to say!” buy Kent tillinhast now and we will throw in a free joy funtime !

hey who’s the hottest thickest horniest man ever? KENT TILLINGHAST OF COURSE YA FUCKIN NEH NEH

by stevehoweysegg March 25, 2024

concern trolling

When a person gaslights you into feeling or looking vulnerable or needy for their fake help and hence, inferior. It's a way of domineering over you by establishing a power dynamic where they get to control your life, order you around and you're supposed to feel grateful to be treated like a dog. May be part of a smear campaign, triangulation and poisoning the well of your general reputation. Common to narcissists but everyone has done this at some point, we usually grow out of it after school. They will interrogate you for slander and ruin under the guise of politeness. Social sabotage and attempted social murder.

e.g. "I'm just worried about you" or "are you okay? you seem XYZ" Classic form of concern trolling, weaponised by controlling men and women who otherwise have no recourse to control you in that situation. May speak to you like an abusive parent to a naughty child. Boundary violation is the purpose.
"People have been talking about you so I just came to check how you are." Triangulation method, they're the problem. They are smearing you.
"You look terrible/tired" or "You seem so sad, secretly, can I help?" Interference and belittlement gaslights.
"Are you SURE you're okay?" wearing you down with resistance to their interrogations. Happens in the workplace too.

by paint88 June 30, 2024

Mormon Trailing

Similar to “soaking”, an act commonly used by unmarried Mormons to simulate sex without thrusting in order to circumvent the law of chastity, “Mormon trailing” is when two Mormons soak while driving down a very bumpy road to simulate sexual intercourse without technically moving.

Nah bruh, me and my girl stick it in and go Mormon trailing so it doesn’t count

by JoeMama7717 March 8, 2026

Zipper Trolling

Walking through a heavily populated area with your cash and prize is hanging out the front of your pants.

The wedding party was a hit until Tony decided he would do some zipper trolling after the last dance! He left with a lady on each arm that doesn’t talk with the bride and groom much anymore.

by Flappy Dawg March 22, 2026

Karen-trolling

The act of putting your idiotic two cents in on social media platforms for the sake of telling others what to do even though you know it's not your place or any of your business.

"I just wanted to check my notifications on Facebook but I got caught up in the Karen-trolling on the post about my dog and how she's an "aggressive breed" as a blue-nosed pitbull."

by CooknTheBooks February 27, 2025