by Prof. R. June 21, 2005

A man of divine cock wielding abilities that is often looked on and worshiped by many women. The chicken wizard is usually a small, podgy, smelly, officeworker that reveals his true identity at night at night clubs and specialist bars. The magic abititlies obtained by a chicken wizard are produced in the magic sack located below his weapon. (no reference to father christmas as he is not a chicken wizard)
Sally: hey, Mary. How was the party last night?
Mary: oh it was good. I saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, Dave. Were you alright?
Sally: Oh yes! More than alright. Turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.
Mary: Woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.
Mary: oh it was good. I saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, Dave. Were you alright?
Sally: Oh yes! More than alright. Turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.
Mary: Woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.
by banterbus31 November 10, 2009

Another word for the vent of a hen. Where the egg comes out. Slang for a someone with a messy appearance.
She must have a big chicken pussy to lay an egg that big.
Dang, he is all looking like a chicken pussy.
Dang, he is all looking like a chicken pussy.
by alldjds March 11, 2011

an illness that causes red rashes all over the body to show up that look like little red bumps. Usually comes along with
a fever a day or two before.
a fever a day or two before.
by lil_kika May 17, 2006

In comparison to what an uncooked chicken looks like lying on the counter before it is cooked for dinner. A Big bulbous body with little arms, big thighs and the skin full of tiny goosebump-like pours where all of it's feathers have been plucked from.
Man, I got so drunk that night that I setted for an uncooked chicken!
Man, I got so drunk that night that I setted for an uncooked chicken!
by erp2 August 11, 2007

Some mildly retarded black pimp from Johnstown, PA who is a local legend because of his dancing abilities and clubbing activities.
by Charlie Chicken December 16, 2008

A new type of creature created using science when a chicken egg is about to hatch pouring a mixture of liquid with a human's DNA creates something beautiful. with the head of a kid and the body of a chick the longer you look at it the more natural it looks.
by ChickenBabyYT October 22, 2017
