1. To make or take a decision hastily without much consideration about it.
2. Rushing into something.
2. Rushing into something.
" - Nate, I think we should have a baby.
- Maybe you're jumping the gun here, honey. Let's finish highschool first."
- Maybe you're jumping the gun here, honey. Let's finish highschool first."
by Gunwild May 15, 2017
Get the jumping the gunmug. The act of clapping your hands and then jumping our from the window during an extremely embarassing situation.
Mom: What the hell...you're watching gay porn!
Son: -hand clap-
The son jumps out from the window.
Dad: Where's our son?
Mom: Call the ambulance, he just clap-jumped after I caught him watching gay porn...
Son: -hand clap-
The son jumps out from the window.
Dad: Where's our son?
Mom: Call the ambulance, he just clap-jumped after I caught him watching gay porn...
by ClapJumpInventor July 19, 2010
Get the Clap-Jumpmug. The sport that only very cool or stupid people do that involves running and then jumping of the side of a cliff or object. After having a wild fall downwards the person pulls their parachute hoping that it opens. If not they die.
<some boy> hey girl did you see steve on the news?
<some girl>no, what happened?
<some boy> he went to argentina and died base jumping
<some girl>ahh, i told him to zig when he thought he should zag
<some girl>no, what happened?
<some boy> he went to argentina and died base jumping
<some girl>ahh, i told him to zig when he thought he should zag
by That Damn Sheep June 27, 2005
Get the base jumpingmug. (v): to disregard, not acknowledge, or skip over a comment when replying on a post or status update.
Did you see when George comment jumped me!? I can't believe he ignored me like that, I thought we were friends.
Stephen just comment jumped Angelina. He has been avoiding her since last week.
Christina: Don't you just hate it when someone you don't like comments on a post, but there are other people you want to comment back to?
Drake: Just comment jump them!
Stephen just comment jumped Angelina. He has been avoiding her since last week.
Christina: Don't you just hate it when someone you don't like comments on a post, but there are other people you want to comment back to?
Drake: Just comment jump them!
by ItsMeTopherHere January 2, 2011
Get the Comment Jumpmug. This is a manoeuvre where a girl is lying face down on a bed, naked, with a ceiling fan above. A naked man is hanging from the said ceiling fan while it is on.
The fan must rotate at least 3 times and then the man must let go such that he lands on top of the woman with his dick rapidly penetrating her poo chute on landing.
The fan must rotate at least 3 times and then the man must let go such that he lands on top of the woman with his dick rapidly penetrating her poo chute on landing.
In South America, a certain family is famous for pioneering the sexual techniuqe known as "jump of the tiger".
by Champ September 21, 2003
Get the jump of the tigermug. Whilst you're in a deep sleep/sub concious state, its as if a ninja has sneaked up on you, shoved you and vanished into thin air causing your arms and/or legs to spasm and jump randomly - sometimes so violent that it causes you to wake up.
Just got back from my night-shift at work, got into bed where my girlfriend was sound asleep, she ninja jumped and kicked me in the fucking gooch!
by hardwarexpert July 28, 2011
Get the Ninja Jumpmug. by sam and jenny January 21, 2009
Get the jump and fartmug.