sausage wallet

a sausage wallet is another word for a womans vagina. also used in the lyrics of 'hey there vagina'

person 1: "how was she last night?"

person 2: "all i'll say is that she had a tight sausage wallet when i did her"

by fuckingawesomesexyperson August 9, 2009

sausage nipples

someone more common of a male having nipples that resemble the diameter of a sausage

damn that guy has sausage nipples

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

sausage war

when a group of sausage warriors gather together to "fight"

how many sausage warriors are coming to the sausage war

that was a good sausage war last night

by theshadowgirth February 17, 2010

sizzling sausage

a popular chat-up line

Matilda: hey hot stuff
Horny man: you wanna sizzle my sausage?
Matilda: mhmm i like a bit of sizzling sausage

by teehee77 June 25, 2009

Hidden Sausage

Where someone hides a sausage (whilst naked) on their person and you have to guess which orifice it is hidden in.

Hidden Sausage - They asked me where I think she has hidden the sausage. I didn't quite feel up to bangers and mash when she told me where it was.

by The Hidden Sausage Clan August 26, 2009

sausage tubing

when a person, typically male, takes a steamy shit into another persons' asshole.

dan: dude i was with my gf last night and she wanted me to poop into her asshole.

randy: dude! she wanted you to sausage tube her? thats nasty.

dan: yeah i know. but i pinched off a steamy one in her ass anyway.

randy: did she enjoy the sausage tubing?

dan: yeah she said it was better then last time...

by intoodeep January 5, 2010

knicker sausages

In Ireland, used to describe rather large lips of a lady's nether regions fanny flaps

her skirt was so short you could see her knicker sausages

by daly and harney June 12, 2008