The Cheese Queen

The inventor of the cheese sandwich. The woman, Emily Miller, created this delicacy in 2001 in quaint Jackson, New Jersey. One can see her eating a wawa cheese trio, or munching on a grilled cheese. But, she is the cheese queen for the cheese kingdom with the cheese sandwich.

Random person: “what is the cheese queens wawa order?”
Random Person 2: “oh the cheese queens three? that is one everything bagel, dropped in cheese dripping sauce or mac & cheese, and a quesadilla, also dipped in cheese sauce.”

BOW DOWN TO THE CHEESE QUEEN OR ELSE!

The Cheese Queen by wheresphillip November 28, 2021

The vegas quaker 

When a man sticks his penis in a woman’s ass and as he’s climaxing he slowly pulls out while the woman pushes out a fart which makes it sound like a duck has came out of her ass “quak”

After we were done it sounded like ducks were around us I told him it’s just the vegas Quaker

The vegas quaker by Shaione January 28, 2022

On the turn queef 

The smell of a girls vagina after light or vigorous exercise

Dude, get Mavis to run round the block a few times and make sure her queef is on the turn .. On the turn queef like licking the tip of a battery

On the turn queef by Kyan Ray March 29, 2015

not the full quid 

Used to describe an unintelligent or somewhat dim-witted individual.

That bitch is seriously not the the full quid ayyy.

not the full quid by markuz July 11, 2005

the constant quaker 

the constant quaker is a A short film about two men. One named "Roberto Spalding Havier Boulavardez Fischer" also known as "Bob" who is wealthy, well rounded, highly educated,and has a diverse ethnic backround, but mainly spanish who is very full of himself and gets along with absolutley no one. The other, Gardner Gardner Price (yes his middle name and first name are the same)who has no ethnic backround except the fact that his ancestors were quaker puritans who lived on a farm in pennsylvania. Gardner has little educational experiances, a little less then the average 2nd grader and yet he somehow managed to be somewhat sucsessful. The movie is a constant arguement between these two men who call themseleves best firends. A very funny comedy between two bizarre men having lunch.

Bob " I don't know why i talk to you Gardner, you're so uneducated!"

Gardner " oh yeah!? oh yeah!? your a filthy peice of trash!"

Bob " wow Gard."

(part of a long arguement in the constant quaker)

the constant quaker by Deveins February 13, 2008

The Canterbury Quaker Shaker 

Holding onto your penis during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it's course.

Q: How did you survive the Canterbury Earthquake on Sept 4th, 2010?

A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.

The Canterbury Quaker Shaker by The Sea N Taylor September 6, 2010

The Ultimate Question

The Ultimate Question is a constantly changing question based on who is asking it and who is being asked. The reason for this is because every person is different and every person's Ultimate Question is, subsequently, different.Every person has a diffrent Ultimate Question but i supposed if you asked God "What is the Ultimate Question?" by the time he finished his answer the universe would have imploded and exploded simultaniously and we would all die. So if somebody does figure out the REAL Ultimate Question we would never know because we would all be dead.

Person A: "What is the Ultimate Question?"
Person B: "its 'On Which day of the month is everything free?'"

OR
Person B:"It's the one you just asked."

The Ultimate Question by Deep Thought 2.0 December 6, 2010