Mustard Dick

When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.

“I want a blue collar man”
“naw they definitely have mustard dick”

by Thatboyfr June 18, 2024

Mustard mouth

After you make mustard you lick the mustard out of their asshole

Man I got mustard mouth last night while I was druck

by 333bam July 23, 2024

female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in

i just played with my female mustard

by anonymous August 10, 2024

female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in

i just played with my female mustard

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Mustard

When something is good, but not great. Mild or ok.

"How was your shift?"
"Pretty mustard.

by amiblanchin August 11, 2024

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Jewish mustard tag

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.

"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"

by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025