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mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.
I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.
by condimentqueen April 2, 2017
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Mustard

A guy that has a huge dick
She was sitting accross the bar and was looking me up and down and I could she wanted the MUSTARD
by Bentokovitch December 1, 2022
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Yoboi Mustard

Yoboi Mustard is a sexy ass rapper from Moreno Valley,California he’s a future legend in the rap game he’s nothing but a Pure Gasser,A Goat in his city,His music is pure gold and hard.Real Artist.
Yo You listen to Yoboi Mustard?
Yoboi Mustard music is fire
Yoboi Mustard is goated
by James Rain January 25, 2022
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Love mustard

That hooker last night swallowed all of my love mustard.
by LoveRottie November 30, 2018
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Upside Down Mustard Container

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023
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Leg Mustard

When you get mustard on your leg
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unovercharged mustard

People Who Keep Saying "Unovercharged" Before The Word "Mustard
Person 1: Dip In Ketchup And Unovercharged Mustard
Person 2: What Are You Saying?
by Reason D Alt November 2, 2022
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