The short version of a long answer. When you don't want to give the long details for whatever reason.
When you just want the basic facts, not the War & Peace, x-tra long, version of the story, or someone's answer.
When you just want the basic facts, not the War & Peace, x-tra long, version of the story, or someone's answer.
David:" Hey Jeff, How'd it go with Marcela this weekend?"
Jeff: "The short of the long....touchdown!"
Jeff:" Hey David, Do you have any beer left?"
David:" Well...I was gonna go to the liquor store, then Kim called me...and you know she has a nice..."
Jeff:" Dude....the short of the long..."
Daid:" Sorry, man."
Jeff: "The short of the long....touchdown!"
Jeff:" Hey David, Do you have any beer left?"
David:" Well...I was gonna go to the liquor store, then Kim called me...and you know she has a nice..."
Jeff:" Dude....the short of the long..."
Daid:" Sorry, man."
by loco4moto March 24, 2008
Get the short of the longmug. Adj.- Used to describe either a person or animal as being grossly overweight; morbidly obese. Origin: comes from the appearance that the subject has shorter legs than normal due to their large bulk, either through a trick of the eyes due to the odd proportions, or by low-hanging pockets of fat that cover the tops of the thighs.
by Doomlad April 8, 2007
Get the short legsmug. Fap Shorts, or pants, are pants that are easily brought down to ankle-level for when the wearer needs to fap. Incredibly convenient for a World of Warcraft player. Fap Shorts must have no zipper or anything to delay the lowering of the shorts.
by FapMan815 April 1, 2009
Get the Fap Shortsmug. A sexy band consisting of 3 hot guys.
Vocals/Guitar - Shaun Diviney
Base Guitar/Backup Vocals - Andy Clemmensen (SEXY)
Drums - Bradie Webb
They are so HOT and they are from New South Wales, Australia. They write their own songs and play their own music. They are hilarious and I will always love and support them. You haters make me laugh, so pathetic. Watch Short Stack TV on youtube if you havent alreay :)
Vocals/Guitar - Shaun Diviney
Base Guitar/Backup Vocals - Andy Clemmensen (SEXY)
Drums - Bradie Webb
They are so HOT and they are from New South Wales, Australia. They write their own songs and play their own music. They are hilarious and I will always love and support them. You haters make me laugh, so pathetic. Watch Short Stack TV on youtube if you havent alreay :)
by Maddie Clemmensen July 11, 2009
Get the Short Stackmug. by position_x_force March 2, 2005
Get the hot-shortnessmug. by Zach G. October 31, 2003
Get the short surveymug. shorts that more properly befit an eleven yr. old schoolkid from Taiwan, when worn on an older male.
Meme: Where did you get those shorts, bro?
David: Dad's closet, why'd you ask?
Meme: Because they're looking pretty young.
***David is wearing young shorts***
David: Dad's closet, why'd you ask?
Meme: Because they're looking pretty young.
***David is wearing young shorts***
by David A. Garza November 13, 2007
Get the young shortsmug.