Aqua Teen Hunger Force

The BEST show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. The show that makes almost NO sense, which is why it rocks. From one subjest to the next, and the name of the show has almost nothing to do with the show! It's great! And Carl, the guy next door. When he tried to lose weight from Paradise protein bars, it turned out it was actually bug poison or something. But he did lose weight... only for a giant orange bug thing to burst out of his body. MOONINITES DOMINATE.

We are superior to all.

by Forever sorrowless - Auron November 27, 2004

clean teen

Used to have casual sex and drink and smoke, but goes against it later. To cleanse themselves of what they used to do. Varies on person to person, but part of to be a clean teen is to dress modestly.

Can be confused with a straight-edge kid. Slight difference.

Person A: Look! She used to dress so skankish. What happened?
Person B: She's a clean teen now.

by alludingXandrea January 6, 2008

Miss Teen USA

A tool used by middle aged men to jerk off to young girls in swimwear.

Also, a whore factory.

"Hey man, did you see the game last night?"

"Nah, I was too busy whackin' it to the Miss Teen USA pageant."

by Mr. Deadfolx February 10, 2009

teen cream

milky or watery semen produced by young adolescent boys

I sucked that lad off and got a mouthful of ace teen cream

by Attilla the hump June 13, 2003

teeney peeney

A small or tiny penis.

Is it cold, or do you just have a teeney peeney??

by Royce G. Garrison October 23, 2004

eleven-teen-year-old

Refuring to a very annoying, very young, pre-teen girl between the ages of 11-15 who jump at any opportunity to fuck an older man. (commonly found at concerts)

"There are more eleven-teen-year-olds here than an All Time Low show."

by juturna102 November 15, 2009

teen movie

Romantic and slightly comical movie aimed at people in their teens. These movies are usually based on multiple failed seduction attempts before the final, successful attempt on prom night. The fact that there is a reformed cool-guy winning over a girl with "sweetness" usually attracts young females to watch these shit movies. Parodized in Not another teen movie. On the rare occasion, when the movie is made for a male audience, it will not suck.

The breakfast club, pretty in pink, she's all that, ten things I hate about you, loser, most freddie prinze jr movies.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004