teatsing

a word retards use because they can’t spell.

txt* boy1: stop teatsing me.
txt* girl1: HAHAHA RETARD

by gazza mate January 16, 2022

BEANS TESTING

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.

"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"

by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008

bitch-texting

when your friend texts you mad crazy.. usually bitching about something, like why you aren't at the place you were suppose to meet, or typically an unwanted stream of texts you don't plan on answering.

hurry up before she starts bitch-texting me!

by P0NER McNASTY July 1, 2010

Multi-texting

The occurrence of having multiple conversations and/or topics discussed while texting.

Bob - "Hey, how's it going, are you feeling better?"

Steve - "Hey Bob, I'm doing O.K. I'm still a little under the weather, and I have to finish up some work. We're having a potluck at my job tomorrow too!"

Bob - "Yeah, I figured. Whoa, slow down there big guy, you just hit me with a multi-texting extravaganza!"

by AMAK January 17, 2013

weave tearing

The act of one black chick tearing out another's weave in a cat fight whilst several people, all holding earrings, rings, and bracelets and catching fake nails, circle around and cheer one of the black chicks on.

Black person 1: man, did you see that cat fight yesterday?

Black person 2: which one?

Black person 1: the one with the weave tearing!

Black person 3: you gon' need to be mo specific

by Naughty Dorito July 2, 2014

Sleep Texting

Sleep texting is where your brain will enter a sleep like state (usually late at night) while texting. Making you the things that are on your mind making your friends very confused..

Me: so what are you doing

Friend: nothing much, you?

Me: rawring in the street

Friend: what?

Me: shawk week isd a best

Friend: are you sleep texting?

by Reaper.... December 25, 2016

Nut Tearing

(Verb) the act of taking jizz/nut through your nose by a straw and spewing it out of your eye.

He was nut tearing all over me last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019