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table slut

That person who sits at different lunch tables everyday,just to switch up their routine,regardless if the people at different tables like them or not. This corresponds with sluts being all up on other guys.

A table slut is to different lunch tables,as a slut is to different guys. Hence the term, table slut.
Alexis: I fucking hate that kid.
Lunch Table: Why?..
Alexis: He's such a table slut, he's not welcome here.
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Tabbes

Tabbes is a girl that is a zombie.
Tabbes be the zombie.
by watches February 10, 2019
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square table

To intimately hold a conversation between an even number people with the maximum of four entities. When 2 people decide to square table, they sit on opposite ends of the table(metaphorically) and begin their conversation for plans of action or occasional venting. Square table talks remain lowkeyand imitate business-like atmosphere.

The word could also be modified to fit 3("triangle table") or any number larger than 4("round table") people.
Bro, I really need to square table about what happened today.

Let's set up a round table to tommorow's party
by Semi_E April 6, 2016
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tablescape

Designing a dining table (for a dinner party) with useless, cheap and tacky knicknacks, usually with some kind of lame-assed theme. And usually they are nowhere as inexpensive as she likes to claim. Allegedly created by Food Network hack Sandra "Semi-Homemade" Lee.
Sandra: Tarqueesha, since you are my black friend, and I am making dinner in your honor in celebration of Black History Month, I've made for you the MOST AWESOME tablescape that you are going to llllllove! I've placed "Colored" and "White" stickers to each chair in tribute of the dark days of Jim Crow and I got all black flatware from the dollar store. My chandelier has hanging ropes I got from a friend whose parents were in the KKK, to honor those who were lynched for the cause, my sister. AND I've put my flowers into empty malt liquor bottles. Just for you, sweetie.

Tarqueesha: Bitch, your white ass is whacked. Don't make me punch you. Fuck you and your lame semi-homemade ass. (Tarqueesha then punches Sandra in the face and knocks her semi-homemade ass OUT. Word.)
by Mixed Race Kid April 13, 2008
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tabernacle

Goodbye. I will see you later. Peace out brother.

Comes from a Snoop Dogg conversation with Ryan Seacrest. Tabernacle is used as a form of "see you later" because those people will usually see each other again at church.
Man 1: It was nice to talk to you bro. I'll talk to you later.
Man 2: Aite bro, tabernacle.
by OneKnown August 28, 2007
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Tablefigging

A fetish wherein one derives pleasure from watching Teenage Boys Looking at Lesbian Fisting Guides (TBLLFG). (Incidentally, the psychological term for this would be Puerostudiosappho - pugnusdoctrinophilia -- or something)
I was totally tablefigging at the Bentonville library the other day when I came across two brothers hiding in the stacks flipping through "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book."
by SFMattyG May 17, 2007
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tablet

Scottish sweet (candy) made from sugar, also a little butter and milk. Very sweet!
Youse tried this tablet. It's pure dead brilliant!
by SaraLou April 15, 2007
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