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The Before Time 

"The Before Time" is a reference to the 1966 Star Trek episode "Miri" in which the Enterprise encounters a planet inhabited only by children, due to a pandemic infecting and eventually killing all the adults. The children refer to "the before time" as the time when adults were present.

This episode was parodied in the South Park Episode "Wacky Molestation Adventure" in which the children claim to be molested and are subsequently removed from their adult guardians.

In 2020, the phrase has come to mean the time before the COVID-19 pandemic hit, when people could freely associate and go to bars and parties.
"In "The Before Time" we had a buffet lunch every day. Now we just stare at each other over zoom.
The Before Time by neurosmash September 8, 2020
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feeling the beat of the tambourine 

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...
Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

miss me with the bullshit  

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.
miss me with the bullshit

Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me

Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep

give the bird 

flip/give somebody the bird
to make a very impolite sign by raising your middle finger towards someone in order to show that you are angry with them
If he shout at me like that I will give the bird to him.
give the bird by Aleksey again November 3, 2013

The Bengal Tiger 

A sexual act performed by a brown male on a white female when the brown male says "Hey just give me a moment to freshen up in the bathroom" and then quietly crawls out on all fours after painting his body in stripes... Prowling. Then when the moment is right, the brown male leaps at the white female and surprise-mounts her while roaring and yelling, "I am the tiger. These are my sundarbuns/this is my swamp, and you are my prey" after which he generously sprays the female with his ejaculate
The white grandmother passed away after Raj performed the Bengal Tiger on her.

I heard her screaming from a mile away. She must have got bengal tigered again

She said our relationship was too predictable and mundane, so I decided to surprise her with the Bengal Tiger
The Bengal Tiger by Raj The Tiger January 20, 2019

The bitchy K 

When someone responds K to a very important/serious problem of yours. The bitchy K also signifes that the person does not care about you or your problem that much at that point of time.
Text conversation between Miranda and Anne.

Miranda: Omg i dont know if i should go to Lana's party. No one i like is gonna be there, but I'm one of Lana's best friends. You have to come with me
Anne: K.
Miranda: Dont give me the bitchy K! This is a serious situation!!!
The bitchy K by Monique Lester July 23, 2014

in the ballpark 

when you attempt to answer someone's question, but you're not exactly correct. but you have a general idea of the answer.
"what does the term credit mean?" asks Mr. Wagner.
"when you don't have cash and you still buy something" said Meister.
"You're In the ballpark." replied Mr. Wagner.
in the ballpark by D-Rock 12 October 16, 2006