Steven Hartley

A douche bag that lives in Portland, Oregon, who cares about no one's feelings except his own. He'll play with your emotions and make you fall in love with him and then leave you to drown in your own misery. When you first meet him he's sweet and charming and very attractive. After he dumps you for no reason, he's a jerk, asshole, and complete dick. Don't fall for him, you'll only end up getting hurt.

1: Steven Hartley is such a douche, did you hear what he did to ****?
2: Omg, did you hear that Steven Hartley wets his bed?
3: Falling for Steven Hartley is the biggest mistake of your life.

by Karma's Gonna Get You September 25, 2011

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Steve machine

A very robotic Steven who has plain emotions and boring jokes , he is oily and sticky.

Hey look! It's the Steve machine.

by Ggggg mountain dew August 12, 2015

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Stevedoor

A word used Buffy The Vampire Slayer when Buffy was trapped in Faith’s body and had to convince Giles it was really her. The word means ‘a person employed, or a contractor engaged, at a dock to load and unload cargo from ships.’

Faith(Buffy): When I had my psychic powet, I heard mom say that you were like a stevedoor during sex. Do you want me to go on?

Giles: Actually, I beg you to stop.

Faith(Buffy): Whats a stevedoor?

by kaykay277 May 20, 2018

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Steve Irwin

Fucking awesome guy who wrestled big fucking crocodiles

Crikey you wanna be Steve Irwin.

by Bobob213 April 7, 2019

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Steve Meme

Amusing memes relating to Steve the minecraft default skin. Some people dislike minecraft because they are old or because they are racist again Steve's darker skin.

Person 1: Did you see the jacked Minecraft Steve Meme?
Person 2: lol, alright

by UrbanDictionaryIsAThing March 7, 2021

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