A very low status which means that you are a
faggot and you honestly cannot fall any lower unless you rape a kitten and say it was the most fun you ever had, in which case you become acquire Furry status. In order to get this status, you must fail miserably. Dane
Cook Status is a terrible thing and you should laugh at how much whoever has it sucks.
HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS
Successfully become an
hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and
aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.
People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
This guy: http://www.
youtube.com/user/gaygod?blend=1
Hillary Clinton
Fantards
Guy made of win: I cured
Cancer!
Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!
Guy with Dane
Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!