square

Opposite of groovy. Unlike a round, long-playing vinyl record which has one playable groove on each side, a square record would not track a tone arm and cannot be played. There is no music and no soul in a square record. Something or something square just isn't with it, and lacks fun and liveliness.

Man, you don't dig this music? You are like really square.

by urbanzson July 24, 2009

trap squad

A crew or group of people that you roll with to a trap house or the block.

Aye, me and my trap squad will meet ya at the corner at 10, ya dig?

by The Real Testament June 26, 2007

a squared plus b squared equals c squared

Pythagorean Theorem:
A formula used to find the length of one side of a right triangle when given the lengths of the other two (c squared is the hypotenuse/longest side of the triangle).

Teacher: Does anyone know how we can find the length of the hypotenuse?
Alec Smart (Student): A squared plus b squared equals c squared!

by chochang October 27, 2011

bomb squad reply

A reply to a message board or elsewhere that defuses a hostile or inflammatory previous post that normally might start a flame war.

Angry user: We don't care to hear your lifelong musings just a short opinion.

bomb squad reply: Some want less and some want more. That's the great thing about this board - there's something for everyone.

by mdamdm February 6, 2009

E squared

when somebody has everything except (EE) sex i.e blow job, fingering, eatten out

James: melissa how was your night?
Melissa: well he fingered me, ate me out, and i gave him a blow job
James: oh so you had an E squared?
Melissa: What the F?

by xchadx xbrox xchillx March 25, 2008

love square

When four people are involved romantically in some fashion, either each with each other consensually, or in some kind of complicated mess (ex. girl 1 likes guy 1, guy 1 likes guy 2, guy 2 likes girl 2, girl 2 likes girl 1).

Score, love square!

by Korsent May 29, 2011

God Squad

Group of young Christians (usually born-agains) who act as a single entity in all things. If one wants to join a soccer team, for example, they all must. If one wants to go to the mall and hang out, they all must.

Members of the God Squad are, as all rampant Christians tend to be, pious and condescending, and will "quote scripture" at you, at the drop of a hat (or f-bomb). Being young, and "God's children" they are very sweet and nice, as long as you are white, straight, and believe in God. Otherwise you're burnin' in hell.

At social event:
Chap one: "Bloody hell! She's cute! I'm going in!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. Your worthy attempts at love will be fruitless, for she is in the God Squad!"

At soccer field:
Chap one: "I'm open! Pass the ball! Pass!! SHIT!!!"
God Squad member: "You're a poopy mouth. I shun you!"

At bar after the game:
Chap one: "Where's _____? Why doesn't she hang out with us?"
Chap two: "She's over in the non smoking section with the rest of the God Squad. They don't want to sit with us because we swear, smoke, and drink, and find everything we do offensive."
Chap one: "Ah. Fuck that, then."

by Gaz Edmunds September 11, 2006