Mixed mega sours

A mixed mega sour is a "sweet" that is VERY sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeballs. It is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. The following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.

My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.

Guy number 1: Holy SHIT. That sweet was DISGUSTING. 'mixed mega sours' Very, very accurate description. Mixed into a pile of shit and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel's piss.

Guy number 2: I don't see the problem

Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah

by JimBob the Second of JapanIsle October 13, 2011

sour tot

Means someone you think is sour at first but they are also a tater tot at the same time but you later find out you like or love them

Man Matt you're a sour tot

by Cookiexcupcake January 26, 2018

Sour watermelon

Someone who is toxic and sour watermelon!!!

Ewwwww csw is sour watermelon today

by Dylan294 March 14, 2023

Sour-Patch

When you shove sour patch kids in her vagina and eat her out like a child eating and ice cream cone.

“I total sour-patched your mom.”

by httpscam August 16, 2021

Sour Patch Kids

When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.

I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.

My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids

by Dat1boii June 19, 2020

Sour-cream covered iced-tea can

You are a very nice and gentle person

“*here is a Sour-cream covered iced-tea can”

“means You are a very kind and gentle person”

by awesrdtgyhujilk; March 7, 2024

sour beer

Sour beer is a beer style newly appreciated by males who are in love with their femininity. They usually taste red fruits and are very sweet. Basically taste like sour candies. The type of person who love it is usually a 30 yo male which look like he is 21 and wear girls skinny jeans.

Look this guy, I’ve seen him leaving the local beer shop with 50$ of girls sour beer.

by Sourbeer July 19, 2018