Lily Has A Willy The Size Of Caerphilly

a popular phrase used by the good people of Cardiff.
invented by the one and only hattie hardass and is now used often to describe a ginger best friend.
now has become a worldwide facebook group, please join.

sounds best when said in a rhythmic tone.
eg ' LILY HAS A WILLY THE SIZE OF CAERPHILLY AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OO OO OO OO!'

Lily Hattie

by Hattie Hardass May 1, 2010

snack size

To engage in promiscuous activities with one or several women while not giving one shred of a fuck.

Yo bro, don't make me come snack size ya bitch.

by thatguyattheplacedoingthestuff December 30, 2016

Cup size

Its like how much tea you can fit in your cup

Yo mom look at my cup size, i can fit the whole Boston tea party in here

by Helask06 June 22, 2021

Fun Size

Anything that's too small to be useful.

It was an itsy-bitsy, teeny weeny, fun size polka dot bikini!

by ((Brian Hyland Jr.) Jr.) Jr. June 12, 2011

Penis Size Calculator

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.

The Penis Size Calculator is 90-100% accurate.

by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 17, 2008

seized

It's basically like "pwnd" or "owned". Yell it when someone trips down a flight of stairs, or something.

Alledgedly from Halo.

Primus: *falls down stairs*
Secunda: Seized, asshole!

Primus: *is pushed down stairs by Secunda*
Secunda: Managed to seize ya!

by PJtheHatter September 10, 2006

humpy-size

A girl in my daycare class used the word "humpy-size" to describe the shape of a lei. I laughed, and so now the word describes any shape that isn't easily describe-able.

I bought a new lamp!
What shape is it?
Um... it's humpy-size...

by theguywhoiscool September 26, 2006