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Spitting Lizard

After receiving oral sex, the girl refuses the load by screaming, putting her hands up like a hood, and spitting the cum back in your face like a dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park instantly blinding the victim.
I was temporarily blinded by that crazy whore after she gave me the spitting lizard!
by a247partee April 19, 2010
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Shitting Skittles

The result of having sunshine blown up your ass
Ted: Man all Rick does is blow rainbows up Daniel's ass.

John: Yeah he's Shitting Skittles non-stop
by wpcustoms July 2, 2010
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spitting python

The spitting python is a non-aggressive reptile with worldwide distribution. I prefers warm, dark environments, and is known to explore wet burrows when excited. While non-venomous, it is known for it's milky white spit that it can produce when handled in the way it prefers. It comes in a range of sizes and colours, and is generally friendly.
Hey baby, do you wanna handle my spitting python?
by Dr Humpalumpa March 16, 2016
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Sitting

A sexual interaction whereby a human's butt is on another's face.
by Sentry2703 November 18, 2020
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dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.
Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"
by the tree dog July 12, 2009
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Zaap Sitting

To be on a game, but not actually doing anything.

Originally from the French MMORPG Dofus where Zaaps are a location in game.
Person 1: You ever actually do anything in game?

Person 2: Nah, I'm too busy zaap sitting.
by SecondMan August 1, 2011
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splitting the cherry

two or more guys entering a virgin and breaking the hymen together
we both wanted to take her virginity so we both went in splitting the cherry.
by blazin' bear December 22, 2010
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