Seniorsheetzmepants

Someone who shits themself after going to the bathroom and walking out the door

Hey Seniorsheetzmepants why you shit yourself after using the bathroom.

by Anonymous27635 December 27, 2022

senior magnet

You attract a lot of senior people around you. Or being hit on by seniors, or have seniors around you asking sexual questions or saying weird shit.

A freshman girl talks about being a senior magnet.

Her: these seniors keep hitting on me.
Her friend: you’re a senior magnet then. That’s not good.

Her: what does that mean??
Her friend: you’re getting hit on by guys who are about to be adults. That’s like a case.

by emmie_889 January 1, 2023

senior kittyzen

n. Elderly pussycat. Often grumpy, forgetful and smelly. Prone to long naps in the sun and scornful glances ay the younger generation's electronic toy mice.

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Natalie claims she put "senior kittyzen" in UD many years ago but she may just be having a senior moment.

by gnostic3 January 11, 2023

seniorzone

the act of having a person you like consider you as "out-of-bounds" for a relationship just because you're their senior at school or college.

"hey man, how's it going with that fresher girl you were talking to?"
"man i think i got seniorzoned"
"ouch"

by songofachillesenjoyer January 29, 2023

Senior grille

A euphemism for the gold pins that oncologists place around lesions for radiation treatments for prostate cancer

Dolores claims Bill is still sporting hardwood despite sporting a senior grille

by OtpDavid February 12, 2023

Seniorphobia

Basically, the fear and hate of seniors in different fields of work but mainly software engineering.

I have crippling seniorphobia... To hell with them stuck up seniors with their ancient ways.

by MrSlab February 23, 2023

senior slide

The much acclaimed period of your senior year where, in the words of James Hetfield, "nothing else matters"

Nick: Hey bruh, wanna go listen to some Metallica together in the woods down yonder?
Nicholas: Sure! Let's listen to the senior slide

by leeploop March 22, 2023