Samuel

Samuel is definitely gay and a virgin at the same time. He sometimes puts up a very disappointed appearance, but that is to hide his deep insecurities, instead giving other people depression

Chris: Samuel and i are gay for each other
Samuel: Oh yeah definitely

by CrispyNewts March 17, 2020

Samuel P. Holland

A god like human. Almost like a mythical being. So fascinating that you would want to cut your balls off when you witness this man. He will do the undoable. he eats diamonds. He lost his virginity before his parents. His kids will have diamond enforced sternums so their heart and lungs will never be in danger. He knows a man, named Carter. He Poops on this Carter. He beats this Carter. In Golf. So you got Tiger woods. He is a player, stud, and good at golf. You got Samuel P. Holland who is tiger times 6969696969696969696969.

A father would really appreciate making a child with his wife. But After a visit with Samuel P. Holland, this man lost his balls and now can only get pleasure by fingering his butt hole.

by aprettycoolguy August 14, 2011

Samuel Barajas

A depressed fag who plays ark because he has no life like if you look at him play ark he looks brain dead

honestly 10/10

hes going Samuel Barajas

by daddymonsterdick October 3, 2018

Sample

A sample is when a man convinces a women to “give him a try”. He gets a one time shot to insert the full length of his penis in a deep stroke, in order to give her a “sample” of what she will be getting. It is a level above “just the tip”. One the lady receives her sample, she then decides if the man will have what it takes to satisfy her, or if she will be turning it down.

Come on girl, I got what you need.

First let me get a sample, and I like what I get I’ll take you home.

by Koala_4nia November 5, 2019

Samuel

Samuel likes unshaved pussy and is super sezzy. Everyone likes Samuel's 1 cm dick because he knows how to use it.
DAMN BABY HES HOT

OHH WOW SAMUEL HAS SO SMALL PP! I LOVE IT

by DAMNSAMUEL July 29, 2020

fart sampler

someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.

guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.

by david bennington July 3, 2011

chinamen sample

Inserting wet noodles into the anus to check for cleanliness before performing a rim job or anal sex.

Before I went anywhere near the brown hole I had to do a chinamen sample to make sure is was clean.

by capnhowdy September 18, 2015