Definitions by CrispyNewts

Yasmin

At first glance she is just an innocent german girl, but when you get to know her she is such a mean schlampe that will spill piping hot tea on you and ruin your day. She finds joy in making others depressed.

Yasmin: Oh god why is Chris here
Chris: Sad boys for life...

Yasmin by CrispyNewts April 4, 2020

Samuel 

Samuel is definitely gay and a virgin at the same time. He sometimes puts up a very disappointed appearance, but that is to hide his deep insecurities, instead giving other people depression

Chris: Samuel and i are gay for each other
Samuel: Oh yeah definitely

Samuel by CrispyNewts March 17, 2020

Chris 

Chris is very scary sometimes but he is also very gay.
He has a lot of top energy and he is probably into BDSM

Samuel: Chris please
Chris: Aagghhh the intoxicating smell of the graveyard!!!

Chris by CrispyNewts March 17, 2020