Chris

Chris is very scary sometimes but he is also very gay.
He has a lot of top energy and he is probably into BDSM
Samuel: Chris please
Chris: Aagghhh the intoxicating smell of the graveyard!!!
by CrispyNewts March 17, 2020
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Samuel

Samuel is definitely gay and a virgin at the same time. He sometimes puts up a very disappointed appearance, but that is to hide his deep insecurities, instead giving other people depression
Chris: Samuel and i are gay for each other
Samuel: Oh yeah definitely
by CrispyNewts March 17, 2020
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Yasmin

At first glance she is just an innocent german girl, but when you get to know her she is such a mean schlampe that will spill piping hot tea on you and ruin your day. She finds joy in making others depressed.
Yasmin: Oh god why is Chris here
Chris: Sad boys for life...
by CrispyNewts April 04, 2020
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