daddymonsterdick's definitions

Samuel Barajas

A depressed fag who plays ark because he has no life like if you look at him play ark he looks brain dead

honestly 10/10

hes going Samuel Barajas

by daddymonsterdick October 3, 2018

Eliot Flores

Honestly hes fucking sexy like if you were to see him you would be blessed with sexiness and strength of fucking god himself . he also has a power that is given to other people by sucking his left toe and putting your tung in his toenail you will be granted maximum bitches, but their is a downside to it hitler will be resurrected by a fucking turtle and the universe will fucking be ruled by nazis but its worth max bitches .
PLEASE ACCEPT THIS!

Yall wanna Eliot Flores

by daddymonsterdick October 12, 2018