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mom rocket

A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice
Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."
by BigRick2008 November 20, 2018
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Giggle Rocket

Something you have when you laugh so hard that shit flies out your asshole.
"Man, that movie was so funny I had a giggle rocket."
"When the special man fell over my giggle rocket splattered on the wall."
by Floaty potato December 6, 2018
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Crack rocket

A primary means of transportation for crackheads and/or Puerto Rican’s. Typically seen as a cheap ass bicycle with a motor fastened to it. Known to short out at red lights.
Ramon just flew by on his crack rocket again!
by TitoNito October 9, 2019
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Fuck rocket

When you fart so hard while having sex you start to lift to the air non-stop into space never to be seen again
Hey did you here about Henry he did a fuck rocket he will be missed
by Timskingdomrigh December 16, 2019
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rumble rocket

When a male uses the bass of music to turn his penis into a human vibrater for his partner.
He gave her a good rumble rocket while jamming out in the car.
by Mr.Skellytor July 12, 2020
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totally team rocket

a phrase used to describe something that is of slight inconveince or is much less of a threat than intended.The namesaketeam rocket frompokemonhad a history of peforming actions actions that could easily be described as such.
"Fred just took the last slice pizza.That was totally team rocket."
by rojokrow October 2, 2008
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Red Roman Rocket

A vaginal queef of cum and blood, shortly after intercourse, when a man ejaculates in a female while she's on her period.
Man, I laughed so hard when I saw her red roman rocket
by janedoe1331 March 15, 2011
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