pull a Lonnie

the act of pulling out of a female during intercourse and instead ejaculating onto her pet turtle so as not to get her pregnant.

"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."

by fun-dip May 26, 2019

Pull a Louis

When you bring a girl home from a night out or a date and you fail to reach a homerun(sex).

So I brought Karen home tonight but I pulled a Louis because I fell asleep when she was making herself comfortable (Pull a Louis)

by The O. G. Puller November 14, 2019

pull a sidd

Do a heinous act of deleting multiple messages to change the direction of the conversation or completely terminate it. This includes editing a message from "I fucked your dog while you slept" to "Hi" that usually leads to a bunch of confused people.

Thomas always tends to pull a siddharth after he fucks up.

by chakkakunna November 28, 2021

Pull A Cheney

1. to do something gangsta
2. to do something illegal
3. to do something in the name of Tupac

"That Motha Fucka Slapped My Bitch...I'm Gonna Pull A Cheney And Do A Drive-By On His Ass."

by W.J.W February 4, 2007

pull a Todd

to leave one's own wife for a much lesser specimen

Q: "Did you hear that Joe left his really awesome wife for that ugly Jody chick with the crunchy blonde hair and 4 kids?"

A: "Yeah, way to pull a Todd on that one. What a loser."

by cheaterssmell October 4, 2008

pull a carla

To piss one's self after excessive laughter

Karly: (funny joke)

Leslie: "you'd better shut up before I pull a carla!!!"

by meowmix692 May 25, 2009

Pull a David Guetta

To establish lack of DJ skills by playing a prerecorded session during a live performance, usually via a pen drive on a laptop.

Joel: This man has a good set -- wait a minute, did he just pull a david guetta?
Rob: Get him off stage, he's not a real DJ!

by Altermaven November 11, 2014