Fart Phantom

A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.

I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom.

by Chuck Scheid October 23, 2007

Fag Phantom

When your in thought or in task (whatever it may be) and suddenly interupted by a harsh racing thought of a vision or wierd thought about the same sex and YOU KNOW IT IS NOT YOU because you are a Hetrosexual. You blame it on your Fag Phantom.

Yeah I was in deep thought of this one beautiful chick and then a picture of next door Bob was in my head while I was getting my money...Damn that Fag Phantom.

I was kissing my girl last night and my Uncles name popped in my head. Like im gonna think about my Uncle while Im trying to get to third base... That damn Fag Phantom

by I hate that when that happens June 16, 2009

Phantom Text

When you have your cell phone in your pocket, you feel it vibrate across your leg, but when you look at your phone there is no notifications of a text message, or anything else of that matter.

It happens wherever, whenever. The Phantom Text happens to everyone with cell phones.

by P Krizzle April 1, 2008

phant0m1

A person with a uncanny ability to attract females with severe intellectual,hygiene or parenting deficiencies.
First thought to have appeared in Sandgate,a suburb of Brisbane,Australia.

"jesus,did you see the scrag he's with..poor dude,he's a phant0m1 for sure!"

by Andrew T January 26, 2005

Phantom Drinking

When you and/or your friends secretly get wasted in one end of your house while your parents and other adults, oblivious to the underage activity, reside in another. It's high risk but fun as hell when you can pull it off. Especially great when you have a big house and parents who listen when you tell them to stay away to avoid embarrassing you. Works very well in a sleepover situation. Pizza optional.

Last night me and some friends did some solid Phantom Drinking in my basement while my parents were upstairs eating dinner. Despite all of the noise and broken lamps they never came down and we partied harder than most people would at an open house.

by Partiboi69x0x0 March 14, 2011

phantom poo

When needing the toilet for an extended period of time and finally making it to the bathroom, you complete your business only to find that nothing actually came out even though it felt like you pushed something out.

Mark - "Hey John, just went to the toilet and I thought I did a massive Shit, I turned around and looked in the bowl and there was nothig there!"

John - "My friend you just did a phantom poo"

by pokey_puppy May 6, 2011

Phantom of the Opera

A most outstanding facial ejaculation that is sufficiently voluminous to cover at least one third of the recipient's face.

I juiced all day and busta fatass nut, The bitch had a fish eye, pearl necklass, a Verizon and an angry conductor...it was a total Phantom of the Opera!

by Dev Null June 19, 2006