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Lovely Parakeets

A great set of tits.
She has a lovely parakeets.
by DTRAIN March 28, 2005
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Pending Paranoia Request

A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.
Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."
by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011
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anzac parade

The codeword given to a 12-15 year olds 'time of the month'
"Damn it i cant go swimming, anzac parade.."
by Edinbed February 9, 2015
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bitch parade

Q: "What do you want to do for your birthday?" A: "I want to get drunk and have a bitch parade at the house."
by jimmycakes November 14, 2015
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Paranoid

The way your burnt-ass friend acts every time you smoke weed.
Danny: Dude! I was smoking some OG with Ben the other night and he was being paranoid, that fool is so burnt!

Sam: Yea dude, Ben is always paranoid when he smokes. He did that to me last week, that asshole.

Danny: Yea, I'm never smoking with him again.
by DjDrastik17 August 3, 2011
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Quade parade

Quade parade is a term used to describe a bunch of douches or retards. Pretty much the plural of Quade.
Hey look at Jim, Bob and Terry, what a fucking Quade parade.
by Orgazm2000 January 20, 2009
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Kitten Paranoia

Kitten Paranoia is the most paranoid of the kittens. Little does she know, she is not hidden under that tire. They know. I phoned home. That's right, paranoia, be afraid, be very BOO!

The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.
Kitten Paranoia jumped out the window at the sight of lint.
by Yuri January 26, 2005
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