moose nuts

Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.

person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.

person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?

by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010

Academia Nut

A completely insane professor. The kind that can't help but weave sex into every lecture and grades as well as a slot machine.

"Professor Winthrop is such an Academia Nut, he spilled coffee on my paper, then tried to dry it off in a microwave and it caught on fire." True Story

by Richard Potsdam December 25, 2007

bust nut

to eject seamen out of your penis

eg. I bust nut all over your mums face last night and she loved it

by adanno92 October 16, 2010

going nuts

"going crazy" see goes nuts

"that dineleysaurus is going nuts!"

by mr x January 29, 2004

nut oil

Aromatic goo found around the scrotal area after a particulary warm day.

I rubbed my nut oil all over Cindy's face whilst she was servicing my manhood.

by MixMasta B December 20, 2006

Nut Muffler

An insulting reference to a goatee. It infers that the wearer of the goatee is a cock sucker. The addition of hair on the chin lowers the noise produced by ones testicles slapping on the chin.

Dude, that is a nice nut muffler you are growing there.

by Geoffrey J. May 10, 2008

nut chop

(noun)An open handed, karate-style blow delivered to the "nut" region, with Chuck Norris like ferocity. Similar to the throat chop... and obviously lower.

Dave was acting like an ass, so I quickly delivered a nut chop to his majesticles.

by Derek Butler February 27, 2009