The religion of Holy Mushroom

Holy Mushroom created earth, and grew out from the ground. He created Holy Tree, and Holy Mushroom created Holy Fish, because Holy Mushroom were half animal, half plant. The fish evolved to Holy Birb, and they created humans together.

The religion of Holy Mushroom is the only thing to have truth in

by theflying_egg September 18, 2020

mushroom head penis

A penis with a very large head

" His dick is the mushroom head penis type, with the girth of the head much larger than the shaft, as many women like."

by Willhelmina Plowes January 26, 2010

mushroom stamp

Placing the head of your Johnson on an unsuspecting person.

I waited till Gina passed out, then I mushroom stamped that bitvh.

by Fo T Wada February 28, 2008

reverse mushroom caps

This occurs when a person's nipples appear to look like mushroom caps inverted into their body. Most often used for storage.

Did you see that full on fullopian fungus Richard is storing in his reverse mushroom caps?

by LLAMA LEGS AND CABBAGE NUTS INC. January 15, 2008

Mushroom slap of death

When u slap a bitch so hard with ur pee pee that she gets goes retarded

I herd Jenny got the mushroom slap of death now she’s in in special ed class

by Grass man December 10, 2019

reverse mushroom cloud

The act of evacuating one's bowels so quickly and violently that the debris forms a mushroon cloud in the toilet.

We ate at that new mexican restaurant and when I came home I dropped a reverse mushroom cloud in the toilet.

by mikeyhonda January 16, 2005

Eskimo mushroom hammer

1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.

1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.

by georgelopez October 22, 2008