Mates before Dates

When you're mate wants you to fuck their BF/GF and you can't do it cos you have too much self respect and you honor your friendships.

Mate 1: Mate, you should help me fuck Chelsea! She's gaggin for you!
Mate 2: Sorry man, i don't fuck my mates' girlfriends. Mates before dates bud, mates before dates.

by Jeed January 13, 2009

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Modesto heybuddy

A close cousin of the Stockton heybuddy. Also a method of greeting someone in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in someone's face. This maneuver is often performed with both hands. It differs from its Stockton cousin in that the person administering it is often literate, and, in many cases employed.

I saw a tweaker looking in my neighbor's garage, so I pushed him off his bike, and gave him the old Modesto heybuddy before kicking him in the face.

by Biermann Z January 26, 2011

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Matesuz

A stupid bitch that nobody likes

That swears they the shit but they ain't
He doesn't like to change it up
He claim he gay but he really not

his head look like a titty

Stay away from a Matesuz

by Matesuz May 25, 2017

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molestacore

Pig-face, Kelly Osborne (the fake one), the girl phillip boob-raped, the one that wears pink bandannas to be cool, the one who must die for the well being of the world

"Hey Little girl, you want some candy...oh no! its you! MOLESTACORE!"

by yoo no November 11, 2003

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modest mouse

A band that's a one-hit wonder. Their only good and only popular song was "Float On". How ironic that after releasing a song called "Float On", they subsequently proceeded to "Float Off" the public's eye.

Hey, whatever happened to that stupid-name band with that one catchy song ? Oh, you mean modest mouse ?

by TMRM December 28, 2005

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