Moscow Train

A chain smoker or someone who smokes a lot.

Dude, you really gotta stop being such a Moscow Train. Your apartment absolutely reeks of smoke.

by Dr. Size September 1, 2011

Missouri microphone

When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.

Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...

by Chilebeso October 22, 2015

Missouri Muskrat

When during sex, the male slides his scrotum into his partner's anus and once the rectal muscles close the male will try to pop his genitals out. Like a muskrat pushing its head through a hole in the ground.

Eddie wanted to attempt a "Missouri Muskrat" with his girlfriend Janice.

by MrKumquats June 20, 2016

Missourist

A person who refuses to like old stuff. (Music, Movies, Video Games.)

-Hey you wanna see titanic at my house
-Dude you forgot I'm Missourist.

-Ok. Go hop yourself

by Main_Missouri June 14, 2016

massologist

Someone who owns more than one massage parlor-

Louie owns several illegal massage parlors, and though often arrested , he has never been convicted, sad because he has more than hard time on his hands,quite the massologist is he!,

by Margarita Surf Jeff May 23, 2016

massologist

Someone who owns more than one massage parlor-

Louie owns several illegal massage parlors, and though often arrested , he has never been convicted, sad because he has more than hard time on his hands,quite the massologist is he!,

by Margarita Surf Jeff May 23, 2016

missouri rock crocker

Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.

Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!

by aria.marz November 15, 2016