arrange a meeting

A phrase that one may use in order to gas you, stuff you in the back of his van and make a wind chime out of your genitals.

"Hey! I feel like we have a connection and I would love to arrange a meeting with you soon."

by misinforming November 16, 2022

back alley meeting

A minimum of two people, spreading their butt cheeks, and pressing them together.

Bob was tired of the mundane corporate life and needed to invigorate himself with a daring back alley meeting.

by OreoGobbler2 December 24, 2022

Brown-eye Meeting

The act of partners spreading one's butt cheeks and rubbing their buttholes together.

Me and the wife are having our yearly Brown-eye Meeting for our anniversary.

by MAXDOZER August 22, 2023

In a meeting

When you provide fellatio to your boss to get ahead at work. Generally when the boss is male.

Person 1: Sorry I was in a meeting earlier
Person 2: Oh I gotcha. You get that promotion however you like, pal. Not for me but I don't discriminate.

by zimdoh March 7, 2024

in a meeting

Means to suck your boss's penis literally in order to get ahead at work.

A: Yo sorry I was in a meeting earlier. Just trying to get ahead by giving some head.

B: I admire the work ethic. Your style is not for me but I don't discriminate.

by zimdoh March 8, 2024

shhh I'm mewing

🤫🧏 ♂️
A beautiful technique that also allows you to get out of any conversation when you’re improving your jawline with the mewing technique.

Bob “Hey bro, are you sleeping with my girlfriend?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”
Bob “Did you just say ‘shhh I'm mewing’ to my face?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”

by Omi1 May 11, 2024

French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.

I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.

by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025