Personal Meal Prepper 

An Individual who will Cater to your Cooking Preferences and Will Weight your Food out to the Exact Ounce. This Service Allows You to be Out the Kitchen More, and Gives You More Time to do the Things You Love. This Service Specializes in the Mid-day Meal, Making it Convenient and easy to Just Grab a Meal and Heat it Up.

Guy Lefort is a Personal Meal Prepper

Personal Meal Prepper by Muscle Morsels June 3, 2023

Joey Meal 

In reference to the old episode of Friends when Joey is offended that his date samples from his plate (Joey doesn’t share!!!), yet samples from her plate and it was so good, “he wasn’t even sorry about it”.

This is when you have a meal and it’s so good, you’re not even sorry your significant other or children couldn’t be there to enjoy it as well.

Joey Meal is a meal that is so good, you don’t care if others missed out on how good it was

“Babe I had a burger today at lunch, was the fkn best I’ve evah had. “WTF guy, you couldn’t wait for me?”…….yeah, it was that good babe, I’m not even sorry about it.”

Joey Meal by Boco June 9, 2023

Happy Meal 

When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.

“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”

Happy Meal by Murlock69 July 13, 2023

Snake meal 

When you eat 1 big meal the entire day instead of the reasonable 3 small meals

I had a snake meal today so I’m good for today

Snake meal by Michaelpapercompany July 22, 2023

standing meal 

Against a wall, the female is sitting on the male’s shoulders but facing the other way. The male proceeds to eat her out while leaning against the wall.

I gave him a standing meal last night

standing meal by Gos67 September 12, 2023

Bro-Meal 

A term used when a middle aged woman tries to fit in and look cool when a group of stoned kids gather round the dining table to eat Spaghetti Bolognaise

Middle Aged Woman- “No worries guys I’ll leave you to your bro-meal”
Bro 1-*facepalms*
Bro 2- *Muffled laughter*
Bro 3-“what the fuck is a bro-meal”

Bro-Meal by teebrno January 26, 2024

chopper meal 

The copper meal comes with a dirty burger made by phill Collins and a Raleigh chopper bike aswell they are the best meals to get if your a skits cunt

Jim Lahey:You got any chopper meals Phil

Phil: yeah Jim got loads

chopper meal by BigFackenLez.2 March 2, 2024