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junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373
steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.
by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011
mugGet the junk mailmug.

mail persuasion

Utilization of U.S. Postal and email forms of marketing solicitations sent to recipients, and with the intent to persuade a reply from recipients, a "call to action" or to make a purchase.
Bill complained that he is tired of finding voluminous amounts of mail persuasion within his post office box and email inbox.
by Psychotrumpic January 23, 2021
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Maile

Maile and Tessa went shopping.
by 5miles February 21, 2021
mugGet the Mailemug.

void mail

When a person, or a dog, or any creature is spaced out and looks vacant, they are checking their void mail.
Oh shit. Look at ChiChi. Where is her mind? oh, shes checking the void mail.

Is that person looking at me? Oh, no. They're checking their void mail.
by e.skoland March 3, 2022
mugGet the void mailmug.

Rat Mail

A lie or fib you tell someone about someone, only to see if this person is a rat or he keeps it to themselves.
I gave Johnny a rat mail and I'll be damned if I didn't hear back from Eddie what I told him.
by Aries11647 October 17, 2021
mugGet the Rat Mailmug.

Maile

A diligent hard working boy who can play soccer and hopes to play for Man City
Maile is a good soccer player
by Black Messi September 12, 2022
mugGet the Mailemug.

Agree-mail

Email communication agreeing to everything, when you're wasted and should not be communicating with anyone.
Oh yeah, I got an agree-mail from him the other night, at 4am!
by And. July 19, 2018
mugGet the Agree-mailmug.

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