shlong muffin

term used to describe the end of the cock.
relates to the similaities between the shape of a muffin and the shape of the bell.

She was eating on my shlong muffin all night

by Big Ant May 24, 2006

stubble muffin

see whisker biscuit. Pussy that has aquired two to three days growth since the last shave.

I went down on my woman last night and got rubbed raw by her stubble muffin.

by Gus Gus1 August 29, 2007

Studd Muffin

A sexy mofo that's a good guy with a good personality AND good looks; the whole package

Someone with not only good looks, but a good personality to back it up

Matt Baker is a studd muffin ;)

by KrunkBot June 20, 2011

Cake muffin

Pussy with frosting

I really want to lick your cake muffin

by Jobmo June 4, 2017

Stuffed muffin

A pussy full of dick

Monica had a stuffed muffin last night and for breakfast

by Blubyu18 January 11, 2012

Pump Muffin

A cute looking girl who has somewhat of a muffin top, but not to much to be considered a pig; One night stand material. Also, you cannot consider her good looking enough to have continued relations with.

Alright, we got the three slam pieces, Jim, you got the pump muffin

by ElKeeblerElf October 2, 2010

bump muffins

A phrase describing any female-female sexual position where the vulva of each female are bumped and rubbed against the other. May also be used to describe lesbian sex, even though not all lesbian sex entails vulva-to-vulva stimulation; similar to "knocking boots" being used to describe sex in general.

I'd like to watch my wife bump muffins with Kate Beckinsale.

by fragglecock March 10, 2011