When you have sex with a woman wearing a condom and fake your ejaculation. After she has went to sleep you cum in her eyes and ears so she is blind and deaf when she awakens. For added effect you could shove your cock in her mouth thus making it difficult to speak but the results could leave you resembling John Bobbitt.
I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.
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More than likely become gay. May have a problem with school and friendships. Has problems with his temper.
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Johnny didn't know how to tell Stacey how they're relationship was over. So he just gave her the Helen Keller.
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Mike's sister was Helen Kellered yesterday and since then she hasn't been able to see, speak, or hear.
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