Jonnaayitus is a virus obtained by entering at 20 mile radius of micro streamer Jonnaay. Also could be gained by watching too many of his streams.
* this can also be contracted by exposure to somebody with the Eddie Munson Virus *
Symptoms include:
- chronically online
- being in the Jonnaay offline chat
- constant need for summer fruits juice
- 5 or more oomfs ( found from twitch chats )
- use of emotes everywhere
- constantly poorbaiting
- wanting alchohol at all times
- the need to drive after drinking
- a sudden love for bees
- suddenly discovering things thats are very know
- developing a huge ego
- suddenly thinking you own fashion
- pertvertalarm
* this can also be contracted by exposure to somebody with the Eddie Munson Virus *
Symptoms include:
- chronically online
- being in the Jonnaay offline chat
- constant need for summer fruits juice
- 5 or more oomfs ( found from twitch chats )
- use of emotes everywhere
- constantly poorbaiting
- wanting alchohol at all times
- the need to drive after drinking
- a sudden love for bees
- suddenly discovering things thats are very know
- developing a huge ego
- suddenly thinking you own fashion
- pertvertalarm
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Later in life he started streaming on Twitch, where he build himself a W community. He edges his viewers daily, and is known as the biggest pussy on Twitch, not being able to stay in his webcam under "Scary" videogames, which could be stuff like Dress to Impress.
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Person 2: Ofc he didnt stream AGAIN.
Person 1: Oh yeah ofc, he's a 1 stream a week andy, i forgot.
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