Rashida Jones

Rashida Leah Jones is an American actress. She is also a writer and producer. Rashida is widely known for her role as Ann Perkins on the NBC comedy TV show, Parks and Recreation.

Rashida Jones is a successful woman.

Rashida Jones is my favorite actress!

by MemberofTeamLisa August 1, 2019

Jonesha

She’s a smart,funny,intelligent,beautiful,joy to be around;best looking girl with a gap you can ever meet.You’ll be a lucky person to meet one.

Girl 1: Hey who’s that new girl?
Girl 2: That’s JONESHA, how have you not met her? She’s amazing.
Girl 1: Lol,ok I’ll go see for myself;how amazing she is.

Guy 1: Aye homie,who’s that thick junt over there?
Guy 2: Who her? That’s Jonesha,the baddest female around.
Guy 1: Say no more. I got to meet her now.

by Hey Gorgeous 😁 May 11, 2018

Ice Pick Jones

An ice pick jones is way to cause frustration , shame, and anger in a person. The "picker" jams his hand, which is extended into the "recievers" armpit. The quicker that one picks someone the better. The most humiliating part of this activity is the ice pick jones symbol that comes after the pick. With one hand you hold out a imaginary icicle and hit it with the right hand with a imaginary pick. This action is to be performed in the face of the reciever. The words ice pick, pick or jones can be exclaimed after the completion of a succesful ice pick.

There are several strategies to this. The team pick is when you have one partner grab the recievers arm and lift it up while the other one picks them. This can also be done with one person.

There are also rules for a failed attempt at a pick. If the picker fails then he must leave the sights of the reciever or recieve a free pick on himeself. If the person refuses you are allowed to beat the person.

The most satisfying pick is when you get someone in an urban environment. Classroom picks are less satisfying because the person is doing work and is not focused on defense.

Lifting a persons arm up and hitting them in the armpit with the open hand. Then exclaim ice pick jones.

by icepickj April 6, 2009

junie b jones

THOT ALERT!!!! If you ever meet Junie B. Jones (the "b"stands for "bitch") run for the hills! Unless you a man hoe, then you probably wanna stay. Junie will ruin your life. Don't say I didn't warn you

junie b jones? Man, I haven't heard that name since... nevermind.

by jimdood January 27, 2018

Bob Jones University

a small university known for totalitarian Christian fanaticism, racism, brainwash education and bans on most popular forms of music, TV, and movies rated above G, interracial love relationships, and "different" clothing and hair styles.

Bob Jones University is a fascist school.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 5, 2006

Phoenix Jones

Noun- A fictional story with excessive delusional angles that it causes confusion and is sometimes mistaken for nonfiction.

Okay, start from the beginning again. This whole story sounds like a Phoenix Jones.

by MaidenMayhem August 4, 2011

Jonestown

n. phenomenon that occurs in the wake of a house party, when large numbers of party-goers may pass out where ever they can find room. This scene brings to mind the news footage of the 1978 Jonestown mass suicide in Guyana in which 909 followers of Jim Jones were coerced into drinking cyanide laced beverages (see also kool-aid party). The chilling images captured after the cult suicide depicted piles of oddly serene bodies scattered throughout a compound, like the drunken, passed-out party-goers.

"Dude your rager was phenomenal, looked like Jonestown in your parent's living room this morning."

by jp rabbit March 8, 2010