rusty johnson

The appearance of one's penis after you have had intercourse with your menstruating girlfriend/acquaintance/spouse.

"Wow, I really got a rusty johnson after slamming her when she was on the rag."

by BBBMD November 27, 2007

Andy Johnson

a dick

so you take the banana and slip it over your andy johnson

by bojzzle March 6, 2010

jack johnson

A UCSB film grad and Oahu-born surfer turned musician. He has some crazy good acoustic skills and an easy, laid-back, beachy style. An awesome singer who's worked on a few surfing movies; currently has 2 CDs and 2 soundtracks ("Brushfire Fairytales," "On and On," "Thicker Than Water," and "September Sessions"). Quality listening no matter what mood you’re in; esp. great on road trips.

Jack Johnson is my homeboy.

by Mekana January 25, 2005

Betsey Johnson

An amazing HIGH-END female-wear designer, that has been in the fashion industry for over 40 years. Super girly, fun, loud, bold, rocker, vintage and much much more just to describe Betsey Johnson

Betsey Johnson is much better than coach, and juicy because she actually is a high end designer, not a "store brand" like others

by xlatino20x May 5, 2009

Jack B. Johnson

The current County Executive of Prince George County, Maryland. A crooked ass politician that allow the school system to go to shit and crime reach a all time high. His reelection bid for his second term was so suspect he had Jesse Jackson endorsed him and lined the pockets of black ministers. His nickname is mush mouth. This idiots theme for the County is "livable communities" which is bullshit because the demographic inside the beltway is straight ghetto.

Jack B. Johnson is so fucked up it makes a brother want to vote Republican.

by boaz357 April 25, 2007

Jack Johnson

singer, songwriter, movie makier, surfer
Makes beautiful musisc that has touched many hearts
'Cocoon' will be played at my funeral.

'jack johnson is fucking brilliant'

by April August 3, 2004

Johnson & Johnson

A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.

Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night

Guy 2: What a bunch of queers

by TheAverageStudent December 27, 2010