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Stroke Wars

A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.
Me and the bros had stroke wars last night. I won.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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War Waffle

The cooliest dude that has ever lived, he is so cool that it makes cool people look ugly as fuck.
A true war waffle slogan - Silly Niggers, Tricks are for white people.
by dlisfizzlemanizzle January 24, 2010
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Console War

A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.
Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.
by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021
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Maze War

Maze war is likely first FPS (first person shooter) game, made in 1974-ish. The actual release date of it is not known.

You play as an apperent eyeball. When you see another eyeball (player), you shoot, them. You will get a point by harming them, and lose a point if you are harmed yourself.
avg guy: the first FPS was wolfenstein3D
smart person: nope it was maze war, indubatebly.
by yellowmadness54 July 2, 2011
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drawing war

one person starts with the piece of paper. they draw an object or person. then they pass it to the next person, who draws an object or person that 'beats' the object or person preceding it. the game continues in this manner until the players lose interest or a clear winner is determined. often played covertly in class.
dude, sweet drawing war game yesterday: started with rihanna, moved on to chris brown, then a rabid pitbull, then michael vick.
by shmee2295 May 13, 2009
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Star Wars

Possibly the one of the greatest stories ever written. It has a total of 5 movies and 100 or so books as well as hundreds of comics, games, etc. It is often pitted against Star Trek in flame wars.
Let's watch Star Wars.
by Eddy May 24, 2003
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War Pig

A Stereotype of a player or players who uses a certain weapon/character/or item. The stereotype is not of the weapon itself but of the players who use it.

“War pigs” are at all skill levels however they will over estimate how good they actually are. This will often lead to them getting into situations that will lead to their death.

The term was coined and closely associated with the Team Fortress 2 YouTube’s Soundsmith.
That player who just tried to fight the entire enemy team alone is a war pig.
by Veo'ed September 15, 2019
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