two-way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

by metal-sandwich March 23, 2009

are you petting my mongoose

are you vibing with me

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

by Jlock April 05, 2019

mmm myes pet froge

mmm myes pet froge refers to a GIF caption of a frog being petted that inspired similar GIF captions in early-to-mid 2020. A series of Twitch emotes using the hand petting the frog known as PETTHE Emotes began circulating

*everyone talking about memes*
Nehlyn : mmm myes pet froge
all people in chat : mmm myes pet froge

by Wylodes May 12, 2021

My pet named steve

My pet named Steve has come from the ancient god of YouTube.

I swallowed a my pet named Steve.'

by Huh huh huh huh. November 23, 2016

petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

by markass April 23, 2006

petting my cat

Petting a vagina or penis

My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed

by Sydneyllama November 30, 2015

Petting her knee caps

To finger a girl in the vagina, or rub her clitoris. Commonly derived from the movie Fubar.

Yeah man, never banged her, I was just petting her knee caps.

by Condog4 September 14, 2009